The Blobzie Onesie
A full-body blobfish onesie for the coziest, saddest-looking Christmas morning of your life.
Not in stock yet. Every Blobzie is made after you order. We'll email you tracking the day yours ships.
Pre-order details
Blobzie is not in stock yet. Each one is made after you order. Production takes 1–4 weeks, so an order placed today ships between {from} and {to}. You'll get tracking by email the day it ships.
Shipping
We ship worldwide, to every country.
At Blobzie™, every onesie is made to order. Please read this policy carefully before placing your order. By completing a purchase, you agree to the timelines and terms below. Pre-Order Production Time Blobzie is a pre-order item. It is not in stock and is produced after you place your order. Production takes 1 to 4 weeks from the date of your order. An estimated ship date is shown on the...
Returns & cancellations
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Here's exactly what happens after you order.
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You reserve yours
Pick your size and place your pre-order. You get a confirmation email right away.
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We make it
Your Blobzie goes into production. This takes 1 to 4 weeks.
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It ships, anywhere
We ship to every country. The day it leaves, we email you tracking so you can follow it to your door.
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Maximum blob
Step in, pull the hood up, and commit to the couch.
Blob from head to toe.
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The blobfish hood
Droopy nose, sad eyes, side fins. Pull it up and become the blob.
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Fluffy textured pink
Soft, nubby texture all over.
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Big blob pocket
Front pocket with its own little blob face, for snacks and cold hands.
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Cuffed wrists and ankles
Gathered cuffs keep the warmth in and the blob shape slouchy.
The weirdest gift under the tree.
For the friend who has everything except a blobfish costume. Matching sets for the whole family photo, too.
Pre-order questions
What is a pre-order?
You're reserving a Blobzie that hasn't been made yet. We produce it after you order, then ship it to you.
Do you ship to my country?
Yes. We ship worldwide, to every country. Prices are shown in US dollars (USD). If your card uses another currency, your bank converts it when you pay.
How long until I get it?
Production takes 1–4 weeks. Ordered today, it ships between {from} and {to}. Delivery time is added on top of that.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
It depends on when you order. Since production can take up to 4 weeks, we can't guarantee delivery by Dec 25. Check the estimated ship date on this page before you order.
What if production takes longer?
We'll email you a new date. If you don't want to wait, you can cancel for a full refund.
What sizes are there?
Blobzie comes in S, M, L and XL.
Can I get different sizes in one bundle?
Yes. When you pick Buy 2 or Buy 3, you choose a size for each onesie.
How do I contact you?
Email us at support@blobzie.store and we'll get back to you.
Reserve your blob.
Made to order. Ships worldwide in 1–4 weeks. Estimated ship date – .
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